Royal Thai Army Enlists John Rambo to Route out Guerrilla Forces in Burma; Operation Succeeds

In a brilliant strategic maneuver, General Chakrabandhu Chorba hired Vietnam War veteran John Rambo to exterminate Burmese guerrilla forces. When pressed for a quote, Chorba stated, "Well, we saw his movies and thought 'that looks like a man who can slaughter indiscriminately.'" And that Rambo did, killing approximately 2,000 guerrilla fighters in a little under a week. When asked by reporters how it was so easy to rack up such a large body count Rambo stated "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." One camera man followed Rambo into the battle field and captured this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2RG-vMLGCk

The presence of John Rambo alone should be enough to frighten off neighbor nations from invasion of Burma.