Dr. Tran, renowned warlord and famous American Cassanova has agreed to jointhe Malaysian army in its quest to wipe out the hordes of dirty Indonesians who have heinously attacked Malaysia's fair borders. "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!?" exclaimed Tran loudly when asked about his coming military conquests. such enthusiasm surely mean death for the Indonesian army.
Indonesian dictator "Asshole" Hamrick seemed deeply troubled by news of Tran's coming asskicking. He was heard to have said "Oh shit" before starting to cower under his desk and wimper softly. Fillippino prime minister Skrewed McNinjapants simply started crying when he learned of Tran's sheer awesomeness.
Tran intends to film himself brutally slaughtering Indonesian and Fillippino forces as part of his latest movie, Oh No, You Just Got Killed by Dr. Tran 7. He sees this as a good opppurtunity for publicity, and a way to show those Indonesian Assholes who's boss. Before ending the interview, Tran issued one guarantee: "I HAVE TO DO CHORES NOW, GO AWAY!!!!!!"
For more about dr. Tran please visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI
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Actually the proper way of refering to a resident of The Phillippines is Fillippino. you get it right genius boy.
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