Friday, May 22, 2009

Philippines, Who Are You Talking To?

May we ask, Philippines, who you are talking to in your last address? Let's run down the list of possibilities:
China: You cannot be talking to them, because you have openly attacked them.
Thailand: Clearly not, as you claim the Royal nation "[Preaches] hate"
Vietnam: Is allied with Thailand, and according to you, also "[Preaches] hate"
Malaysia: They surely will never forget the injustice at Brunei
Indonesia: You have admitted on several occasions that you have only supported Balikpapan to stop Malaysia from taking it. You stated that your true goals were to one day take over the island.
Australia: Clearly you are not addressing them, as you have just attacked them.
So who is it you are trying to get to fight this so called "evil" mainland alliance. May I remind you that the mainland alliance is the only group of nations that has not betrayed anyone? We never promised anything to China, however you did Philippines. You promised protection, yet as soon as the moment came, you stabbed. Whereas the nations of the mainland alliance are generous enough to share a victory, you are greedy and wish to horde it to yourself. Allow me to offer a metaphor: There is a banana in a jar. A monkey smells the banana in said jar and reaches in for it. Once the monkey has hold of the banana it tries to take its hand out, but the opening of the jar is to small. The monkey does not want to leave empty handed, so it holds on to the banana for days, thus dragging the jar around. The monkey's arm begins to chafe and becomes sore, but the monkey does not let go. Blood starts to run from days of chafing from the jar, yet the monkey still does not let go. Infection spreads to the wound and the monkey sadly dies, all due to the fact that it refused to let the banana go. This monkey is you, Philippines. Consider yourself warned that no good comes out of greed. Perhaps it might be best for you to find an ally, however that might be difficult at this stage.

4 comments:

  1. All i got out of that was a chuckle at best.

    Gunnar stopped playing. Free build for me.

    Um, you told me to go to brunei also. so yeah.

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  2. What happened to the bounce on Medan chorba? you ended up taking hammy's build point which looks like a betrayal to me XD

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  3. When did I attack australia? I moved into the coral sea...

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  4. Thats total bull. I did not tell you to attack Brunei and you know it. You're just trying to get Cumby mad at me. In case you haven't noticed, Cumby and I have had quite a solid truce, something you might want to take note of.
    In regards to Medan, I did not actually expect to get it, the Fleet in Andaman was doing nothing so I thought "why not."
    You thrust into other nations and then blame Thailand for wrongdoing. UNACCEPTABLE

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