Philippines and Australia Ally; He he, Good Luck With That

In a shocking turn of events, the Philippines has allied with Australia! Many question why the have allied for they are natural enemies. Beyond this some quick logic:

Australia is allied with Malaysia

Malaysia is fighting the Philippines

The Philippines is allied with Australia

Does that make sense to any one?

With the announcement of the alliance, this photo was captured in Manila:

(Chanting "Down with the Philippines, we're Emo")