In an official press conference earlier today, President-for-Life of Australia, Joseph "Jocat" Catalanotto, commented on the disastrous state of affairs in southern southeast Asia. Upon the conclusion of his address, President-for-Life finished with "I'd just like to extend a sincere, heart-felt 'fuck you' to the Philippines. Also, Indonesia is a total tool."
Analysts agreed with the President-for-Life. According to one, who wishes to remain anonymous, "the consensus is that Australia is screwed. Really, really screwed."
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