China, A Fabulous Rainbow

A new campaign by the Chinese government has sought to promote diversity in the mainland. "We have sought to allow many other countries into our territory," one official stated, "to get a real rainbow of colors into our country." One can see that this campaign has succeeded by merely looking at the map.

Meanwhile, the Chinese regime seems to be failing as civilians question its inability to use its military. "Uh-oh" Chairman Mao stated as Thai, Vietnamese, and Philippine Soldiers walked past his window.